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durinssons:

get to know me meme 
favourite tv shows [2/5]: the almighty johnsons

"My twenty-first present was Mum telling me how being the mother to four gods was too horrible to contemplate, and I was in charge now, because she was off to become a tree. And she walked off into the forest and she was never seen again, so for all I know, she became a tree. I mean, what was I meant to do? Tell a bunch of bloody kids their mother is a fucking tree?"

combeferret:

absolutcute:

source

why do cats like to stand in things so much omg

Now wait, wait, wait for me
Please hang around
I’ll see you when I fall asleep

songofages:

siriusblaack:

Oi! Angelina!

*Snape casually eavesdropping*

anothermindpalace:

I hate the BBC

anothermindpalace:

I hate the BBC


On some real stuff though! Yes women in Delhi are saying what NEEDS to be said!

On some real stuff though! Yes women in Delhi are saying what NEEDS to be said!

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

Mycroft Holmes + omniscience

"Mycroft’s actually cleverer than his brother." Mark Gatiss

nubbsgalore:

the autumnal colour spectrum

(photos by rob herr, richard shilling, ryan connors, evie jaye, mr. dale)

Nicki Minaj speaking on why she hired Vlogger Beat Face Honey as her personal makeup artist